"A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer."

-- Tim Kang

#Beer Quotes #People Quotes #Cracks Quotes

“The West regards marriage as consisting in all that lies beyond the legal tie, while in India it is thought of as a bond thrown by society round two people to unite them together for all eternity. Those two must wed each other, whether they will or not, in life after life. Each acquires half of the merit of the other. And if one seems in this life to have fallen hopelessly behind, it is for the other only to wait and beat time, till he or she catches up again!”
“I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind.”

Source : Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library
“If self-efficacy is lacking, people tend to behave ineffectually, even though they know what to do.”

Source : Albert Bandura (1986). “Social foundations of thought and action: a social cognitive theory”, Prentice Hall
“Life calls the tune, we dance.”

Source : John Galsworthy “Five Tales”, Lulu.com
“What gets measured gets managed.”
“If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.”
“Sexual harassment is becoming the modus operandi of the new world (on-line)... It is the means by which some males are conquering and claiming the new territory as their own.”
“At last some curious traveller from Lima will visit England, and give a description of the ruins of St. Paul's, like the editions of Baalbec and Palmyra.”

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