Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder famous quotes

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
-- Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder

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I am getting nowhere with you and I can't let you go and I cant get through.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual.

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!'

God never can use any man very much till he has grace enough to forget himself entirely while doing God's work; for He will not give His glory to another nor share with the most valued instrument the praise that belongs to Jesus Christ alone.

No one man is superior to the game.

The soul of the slave, the soul of the "little man," is as dear to me as the soul of the great.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

I'm lucky and I appreciate that. I love every minute of every day.