Alan Bradley famous quotes

03-28-2025

If you remember nothing else, remember this: Inspiration from outside one's self is like the heat in an oven. It makes passable Bath buns. But inspiration from within is like a volcano: It changes the face of the world.
-- Alan Bradley

#Inspiration #Self #Volcanoes
My grandmother flew only once in her life, and that was the day she and her new husband ascended into the skies of Victorian London in the wicker basket of a hot-air balloon. They were soon to emigrate to Canada, and the aerial ride was meant to be a last view of their beloved England.
-- Alan Bradley

#Husband #Grandmother #Air
One of the marks of a truly great mind, I had discovered, is the ability to feign stupidity on demand.
-- Alan Bradley

#Stupidity #Mind #Demand
Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.
-- Alan Bradley

#Holiday #Thinking #Special
Liberals have always been the most fervent Imperialists.
-- Alan Bradley

#Politics
The spectrum on the list is very broad. It includes leftists who think that whiny liberals should be stuffed in a sack and drowned.
-- Alan Bradley

#Thinking #Politics #Lists
I grew up in a very British family who had been transplanted to Canada, and my grandmother's house was filled with English books. I was a very early reader, so I was really brought up being surrounded with piles of British books and British newspapers, British magazines. I developed a really great love of England.
-- Alan Bradley

#Book #Grandmother #Great Love
During a long career in TV broadcasting, I spent a lot of time contributing to other people's creations.
-- Alan Bradley

#Careers #Long #People
I always knew that I wanted to work on my own material - something that would be more long-lasting than short-lived electronic transmissions.
-- Alan Bradley

#Long #Would Be #Lasting
Except I'm aware that as a writer you can't get away with as much writing for children as you can with adults. Children have much more finely tuned senses of justice, morals, and ethics. They are much more Platonic: children are symmetrical, before we begin to fragment them with our own nonsensical ideas and squelch their natural joy in knowledge.
-- Alan Bradley

#Children #Writing #Ideas
Growing up in a Canadian household that was more British than Big Ben, I dreamed of flying to England myself and visiting the places my family never tired of talking about. I always woke up before the plane landed.
-- Alan Bradley

#Growing Up #Tired #Talking
I had thought for years, probably 30 or 40 years, that it would be a lot of fun to try my hand at a classic English mystery novel... I love that form very much because the reader is so familiar with all of the types of characters that are in there that they already identify with the book.
-- Alan Bradley

#Fun #Book #Character
I was an early reader, and my grandmother, who as a child had been forbidden to read by a father who believed books to be frivolous time-wasters, delighted in putting her favorite volumes into her grandchildren's hands.
-- Alan Bradley

#Children #Father #Book
I had long ago discovered that when a word or formula refused to come to mind the best thing for it was to think of something else: tigers for instance or oatmeal. Then when the fugitive word was least expecting it I would suddenly turn the full blaze of my attention back onto it catching the culprit in the beam of my mental torch before it could sneak off again into the darkness.
-- Alan Bradley

#Thinking #Oatmeal #Long
As I stood outside in Cow Lane, it occurred to me that Heaven must be a place where the library is open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No ... eight days a week.
-- Alan Bradley

#Book #Eight #Heaven
Not very good with death? Father was a military man, and military men lived with death; lived for death; lived on death. To a professional soldier, oddly enough, death was life.
-- Alan Bradley

#Father #Military #Men
I'm at that age where I watch such things with two minds, one that cackles at these capers and another that never gets much beyond a rather jaded and self-conscious smile, like the Mona Lisa.
-- Alan Bradley

#Self #Two #Laughing
Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.
-- Alan Bradley
It is not unknown for fathers with a brace of daughters to reel off their names in order of birth when summoning the youngest, and I had long ago become accustomed to being called 'Ophelia Daphne Flavia, damn it.
-- Alan Bradley

#Daughter #Father #Order
I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.
-- Alan Bradley

#Interesting #Brain #Enemy
Whenever I'm out-of-doors and find myself wanting to have a first-rate think, I fling myself down on my back, throw my arms and legs out so that I look like an asterisk, and gaze at the sky.
-- Alan Bradley

#Thinking #Sky #Doors
To be most effective, flattery is always best applied with a trowel.
-- Alan Bradley

#Flattery
Compared with my life Cinderella was a spoiled brat.
-- Alan Bradley

#Spoiled #Spoiled Brat #Brat
What intrigued me more than anything else was finding out the way in which everything, all of creation - all of it! - was held together by invisible chemical bonds, and I found a strange, inexplicable comfort in knowing that somewhere, even though we couldn't see it in our own world, there was a real stability.
-- Alan Bradley

#Real #Knowing #Together
I was learning that among friends, a smile can be better than a belly laugh.
-- Alan Bradley

#Laughing #Belly #Belly Laughs
If poisons were ponies, I'd put my money on cyanide.
-- Alan Bradley

#Poison #Ponies #Cyanide
Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry!
-- Alan Bradley

#Toil #Vineyards #Chemistry
TV and film taught me to think cinematically. Teaching others to edit, for example, provides a great deal of insight into the millions of ways in which given elements can be put together to tell a story.
-- Alan Bradley

#Teaching #Thinking #Together

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