Mark Patinkin famous quotes

Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
-- Mark Patinkin

#Advice #Age #Aging

Not that I dislike McDonalds, but things must be pretty bad in Moscow if people are willing to wait three hours for large fries.
-- Mark Patinkin

#Mcdonalds #People #Waiting

God's way of making separation with children easier was to invent adolescence.
-- Mark Patinkin

#Children #Way #Separation

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.

[What she told herself before interviews:] I am the way I am; I look the way I look; I am my age.

By the time I'm 40, interplanetary travel will be common. Nobody will want to talk to me at that age, anyway.

His students were hardly in a position to tell him when he was getting windy, and he had recently noticed, as most professors did after a while, that his lectures mysteriously seemed to be getting longer with time.

When you're young, you haven't the experience, when you're old you haven't the strength.

All changes are more or less tinged with melancholy, for what we are leaving behind is part of ourselves.

Time deals gently with me; and though I feel that I descend, the slope is easy ...

Getting old ain't for the faint of heart.

I'm the chief science officer of a foundation that works on the application of regenerative medicine to the problem of aging.