Michael Flanders famous quotes

Eating people is wrong.
-- Michael Flanders

#Ice Cream #People #Eating

One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.
-- Michael Flanders

#World #Able #Today

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!
-- Michael Flanders

#Jobs #Comforting #Purpose

If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways.
-- Michael Flanders

#Given #Railway

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.
-- Michael Flanders

#Sloth #Ease #Indolence

January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wintry wind / Would thou wer't not so unkind / April brings the sweet spring showers / On and on for hours and hours...
-- Michael Flanders

#Sweet #Spring #Ice

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.
-- Michael Flanders

#Mean #Sincerity #Sincere

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!
-- Michael Flanders

#July #Shining #Sun

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.
-- Michael Flanders

#Given #Flanders #Railway

Eating people is wrong...
-- Michael Flanders

#Ice Cream #People #Eating

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!
-- Michael Flanders