Eric Schneiderman famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Goodbye, my almost lover. Goodbye, my hopeless dream. I'm trying not to think about you, can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance, my back is turned on you. Should've known you'd bring me heartache. Almost lovers always do.
Like most parents, I've been stumped by homework, the big questions, such as: 'What is the point of geography - the pilot always knows where we are going?'. Answer: 'If you didn't know any geography, people would think you were an American, and you wouldn't be able to put them right because you wouldn't know where they live.'
Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
Some of my academic friends think Ive fallen from a very special grace.
I think I feel rather differently about sympathy to what seems the normal view. I like just to feel it is there, but not always expressed.
Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.
I'm not a big fan of talking about dying. And then I make a movie where I kill everybody.
Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.
Major sports are major parts of society. It's not anomalous to have people who love sports come from other parts of that society.

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