Francis Pharcellus Church famous quotes

03-28-2025

  • The pattern of a newspaperman's life is like the plot of 'Black Beauty.' Sometimes he finds a kind master who gives him a dry stall and an occasional bran mash in the form of a Christmas bonus, sometimes he falls into the hands of a mean owner who drives him in spite of spavins and expects him to live on potato peelings.

  • I save every Christmas card. I keep them all.

  • I'm going to take the kids away over Christmas but I don't, I've written 14 musicals now, I don't want to rush into doing something just for the sake of doing it. I want to do it when I find a story.

  • A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put up with almost everything, which means he won't care about anything enough to get out of a chair.A country of public insouciance and private, grubby guilt, where you can believe anything as long as you don't believe it too fervently. A country where the highest aspiration is for a quiet life.

  • I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true

  • Baseball has the largest library of law and love and custom and ritual, and therefore, in a nation that fundamentally believes it is a nation under law, well, baseball is America's most privileged version of the level field.

  • God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.

  • One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

  • The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

  • I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave.