Hy Gardner famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
-- Hy Gardner

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I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Okay. If you want to do this thing with Marcus then fine. Iâ€™ll take it and deal with it. But when he hurts you. When he lets you down, Iâ€™ll be here. My arms are always open for you to run into. I want you happy and if you think this ***** will make you happy then fine. You need to live a little too. I canâ€™t protect you from everything, but I can be here to hold you when he breaks your heart.
He closed his eyes and let out a jagged breath. "Okay." He settled between my legs holding himself over me. "I've never been with a virgin, Eva. I'm going to try real hard not to hurt you." "Will it hurt you?" I asked, thinking about his pained expression when he'd said I was too tight. He smiled, "It's going to be the closest to heaven I'll ever get, baby.
The greatest need of our age and of every age, the greatest need of every human heart, is to know the resources and sufficiency of God.
I do not believe that there are any such things as gods and goddesses, for exactly the same reasons as I do not believe there are fairies, goblins or sprites, and these reasons should be obvious to anyone over the age of ten.
Luckily, I's learned at an early age that self-preservation was the only way to survive with your soul intact.

Hy Gardner famous quotes

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