Frank Portman famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Sam Hellerman is a genius!
-- Frank Portman

#Genius
I was starting to realize the extent of the problem here: everyone is always lying to each other, and even when they're trying to tell the truth, it can still be misleading or wrong. In fact, it almost always is wrong from at least one angle. I mean, the truth is really just a better class of lie.
-- Frank Portman

#Lying #Mean #Class
There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.
-- Frank Portman

#School #Years #Way
Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.
-- Frank Portman

#Life Is #Reason #Thon
Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.
-- Frank Portman

#Python #Everyday #Documentaries
High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.
-- Frank Portman

#School #High School #Penalties
Jane Gallagher had wanted to know what time it was, but for some reason Holden Caulfield hadn't wanted Stradlater to tell her. When Stradlater refused to tell Holden Caulfieldwhether or not he had told Jane Gallagher what time it was, Holden Caulfield became enraged and attacked him in a fit or horological savagery, possibly because he was mentally ill and hated anyone byt him knowing what time it was
-- Frank Portman

#Knowing #Fit #Reason
Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking at them.
-- Frank Portman

#Girl #Attitude #Expectations
D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.
-- Frank Portman

#Playing Games #Guy #Role Playing
Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.
-- Frank Portman

#Kindness #Compassion #Understanding
It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, after all.
-- Frank Portman

#Choices #Abortion #Crowds

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