Wesley Willis famous quotes

The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way.
-- Wesley Willis

#Horse #Real #Animal

Rock music pays off. Rock music takes me on a joyride. Rock music keeps me off the hell city bus. Rock music will always look out for me. But I will not let my torture profanity demon shoot it down.
-- Wesley Willis

#Rocks #Cities #Looks

Take your ***** to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
-- Wesley Willis

#Sick #Ass #Barbers

Here's what I'm going to have to say to all of you. If some of you have demons in your head who talk to you in profanity or whatever, don't let your demon shoot down your rock music, don't let your demon keep you off the joy bus. So like I say, Rock music pays off.
-- Wesley Willis

#Rocks #Joy #Pay

Schizophrenia demons live in my head.
-- Wesley Willis

#Demon #Schizophrenia

Quit shouting those rerun songs at me.
-- Wesley Willis

#Song #Reruns #Quitting

I just love to play rock and roll. I love to write songs all the time about what's up on these streets. I write songs about people getting killed; I write songs about people getting beaten up; I write songsabout people getting taken to jail by the police; and I also write songs about love and happiness.
-- Wesley Willis

#Song #Taken #Writing

I'm doing what I want to do, and I don't care what you think you need!
-- Wesley Willis

#Caring #Thinking #Care

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
-- Wesley Willis

#Sick #Ass #Barbers

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.

The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ***** you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.

First birth is from your parents, but real birth, real life, begins when one accepts a bona fide spiritual master and renders service unto him. Then the path is open for going back to home, back to Godhead, to live eternally in full knowledge and full bliss and in association with the Supreme Personality of Godhead Himself, Lord Krishna.

Well, I think that the image is a part of me. I wear the baggy pants, the hats, the whole nine. And you know, I may add a little for the excitement and the intrigue in the videos, but my family has told me that little air of mystery that surrounds me is for real.

I want to be a real artist to consumers. I want to be the real thing for them.

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.

Animals play a big part in my life, on tour or at home.

Man is a perpetually wanting animal.

I hear it's better to use animal products than synthetics, which are harmful to humans and the earth... but destroying one segment of the creation to allegedly save another is the idea of fools!!!