Tyler Webb famous quotes

When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!"
-- Tyler Webb

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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Do you know at this very moment you are surrounded by eternity? And do you know that you can use that eternity if you so desire?

It doesn't matter what one reveals or what one keeps to oneself. Everything we do, everything we are, rests on our personal power. If we don't have enough personal power the most magnificent piece of wisdom can be revealed to us and it won't make a damn bit of difference.

A word in earnest is as good as a speech.

Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

As far as the grunge thing, there are three bands from Seattle that I would call true grunge.