Tara Palmer-Tomkinson famous quotes

I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.
-- Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

I really like listening to music in my car.

Me and my partners had been stealing cars for a while.

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.

We must see what in the Israeli identity - in the Israeli - we can give to other people rather than speaking so often of taking, expanding territory.

Find a need and fill it. Successful businesses are founded on the needs of people.