Karl Lehenbauer famous quotes

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Trying #Computer #Sometimes

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Stupid

What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with...
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Flames #Definitions #Agree

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Monkeys

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Needs #Fixing

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Hardware

Let's give discredit where discredit is due.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Giving #Discredit

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Alive #Computer

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Groups #News #Tranquil

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Sunday #Midnight #Laundry

C is the assembly language of Tcl.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Language #Assembly

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#War #Nuclear #Ruins

Little else matters than to write good code.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Writing #Littles #Matter

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Writing #Want #Faces

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Torture

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Coke #Diet Coke

The geeks shall inherit the earth.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Earth #Geek

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.
-- Karl Lehenbauer

#Holes #Programming