Mike Greenwell famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
-- Mike Greenwell

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
[On her recently widowed father's much younger wife:] My father has been very busy in conjugating the verb to love, and I assure you he declines its moods and tenses inimitably.
In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
Actually way back when Abhishek and I were just co-actors, I kept telling him 'let's be a part of a troupe and go on a world tour'. And he kept on saying 'It's not the right time'. But I never thought that my wish will be fulfilled in such a grand way and that we will be part of the team as man and wife.
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!
It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!
If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.
A few weeks later, Iâ€™m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. Iâ€™m sitting next to a guy whoâ€™s doing a series of elaborate neck stretches, like weâ€™re about to engage in a vigorous rugby match. Heâ€™s neatly laid out four types of gum on his Formica desk: Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Spearmint, Big Red, and Eclipse. I hate this guy. I hope to God heâ€™s not a genius.
But I guess I like playing flawed guys 'cause it gives a place for the characters to go.
I'm just a down-to-earth guy.

Mike Greenwell famous quotes

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