Hack Wilson famous quotes

03-30-2025

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.
Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Friends don't let heads drive drunk!
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
Leaves hung in the stillness like hands of the newly dead.
I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.
Im too hung for womens underwear.
The stars crossed and The Boy wished he could have hung himself on them.

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