Bob Schneider famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.
-- Bob Schneider

#Best Love #Confused #Love Is
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.
-- Bob Schneider

#Running #Kids #Technology
Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.
-- Bob Schneider

#Kind #Sometimes #Horror
I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!
-- Bob Schneider

#World Love #Goal #Bob
If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.
-- Bob Schneider

#Gun #Years #Play
I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.
-- Bob Schneider

#Song #Writing #Two
My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's something I've always done. And when you're really young, and you play music for people, people get really excited, so you get this inner sense that you are good at it, even though I've always been really not good at it.
-- Bob Schneider

#Dad #Thinking #Play

Affection cannot be created; it can only be liberated.
When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best.
People fall in love without reason, without even wanting to. You can't predict it. That's love.
This is the most precious gift anyone has ever received. You gave me back a memory that I will cherish forever. You gave me something from my grandma I didn't know I had. And you kept it and it lef you back to mme. It gave me you'' I felt a wetness in my eyes and I blinked confused from the strange sensation. A small trickle of water rand down my cheek. I stared into the darkness as I held Pagan in my arms in amazement Death had just shed a tear.
I'm part of the mushball middle. I consider 'confused' the majority position because, thankfully, most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time - even when they're wrong.
Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.
There's a beauty to forgiveness, especially forgiveness that goes beyond rationality. Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great & powerful one
Classic romantic love is an emotional attraction between two individuals in which they may share a heightened awareness of mutual adoration. Erotic love, traditionally, has been described as shared sexual attraction.
I suggest you to do war but never love because in war either you live or you die. But in love neither you live nor you die.
Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients ...

Bob Schneider famous quotes

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