Gene Spafford famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards.
-- Gene Spafford

#Block #Rooms #Concrete
While travelling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
-- Gene Spafford

#Florida #Jehovah #Facts
Securing an environment of Windows platforms from abuse - external or internal - is akin to trying to install sprinklers in a fireworks factory where smoking on the job is permitted.
-- Gene Spafford

#Jobs #Smoking #Abuse
Questioning the status quo can result in banishment, imprisonment, ridicule or being burned at the stake, depending on your era, your locale, and the sacred cows you wish to butcher.
-- Gene Spafford

#Wish #Cows #Sacred
Our examination of computer viruses leads us to the conclusion that they are very close to what we might define as "artificial life." Rather than representing a scientific achievement, this probably represents a flaw in our definition.
-- Gene Spafford

#Achievement #Examination #Definitions
Ability to type on a computer terminal is no guarantee of sanity, intelligence, or common sense.
-- Gene Spafford

#Common Sense #Guarantees #Computer
Secure web servers are the equivalent of heavy armoured cars. The problem is, they are being used to transfer rolls of coins and cheques written in crayon by people on park benches to merchants doing business in cardboard boxes from beneath highway bridges. Further, the roads are subject to random detours, anyone with a screwdriver can control the traffic lights, and there are no police.
-- Gene Spafford

#Light #Bridges #People
People in general are not interested in paying extra for increased safety. At the beginning seat belts cost $200 and nobody bought them.
-- Gene Spafford

#People #Safety #Cost
The only system which is truly secure is one which is switched off and unplugged, locked in a titanium lined safe, buried in a concrete bunker, and is surrounded by nerve gas and very highly paid armed guards. Even then, I wouldn't stake my life on it.
-- Gene Spafford

#Nerves #Safe #Bunkers
But it doesn't have to be this way. We can do things better. We need to stop doing business as usual and start focusing on end-to-end quality. Security needs to be built in from the start - not slapped on after the fact.
-- Gene Spafford

#Quality #Usual #Needs
Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.
-- Gene Spafford

#Car #Encryption #Credit
The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
-- Gene Spafford

#Elephants #Mind #Internet

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