Felix Unger famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.
-- Felix Unger

#Thinking #Sick #Hypochondriac
Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.
-- Felix Unger

#Assuming #Ass #Never Assume
Marriages may come and go, but the game must go on.
-- Felix Unger

#Games #Goes On #May

Goodbye, my almost lover. Goodbye, my hopeless dream. I'm trying not to think about you, can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance, my back is turned on you. Should've known you'd bring me heartache. Almost lovers always do.
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn't.
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
Far better to think historically, to remember the lessons of the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part of the knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be one who knows that if you reserve the power not to use all your power, you will lead others far more successfully and well.
Iâ€™m sick of girls who donâ€™t know how to high-five,
Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I donâ€™t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
But I love to entertain. My vocation is to accrue all these experiences, to write about them, to get them out of my system, to not get sick, and then to share them publicly.
Our hearts are breaking... We are lonely and deserted, sad and sick.
In the end, every hypochondriac is his own prophet.

Felix Unger famous quotes

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