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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
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You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
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Walking is the favorite sport of the good and wise.
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Gambling in the mark has been the great indoor sport of the capitalists for months, and consequently food has increased by 25 to 100 per cent.
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Having a normal knee would make life a lot easier.
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One evening I sat Beauty on my knees – And I found her bitter – And I reviled her.
