Morris Bender famous quotes

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
-- Morris Bender

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A gossip is someone who's the knife of the party.
-- Morris Bender

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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

She watched the first episode and she was like, 'This is feminism?' And then by the end of the season, she was like, 'This is feminism.' The tone changed completely. She was really psyched about it.

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Look at the blogosphere - the biggest lavatory wall in the universe, a palimpsest of graffiti and execration.

There must be some unwritten law that says about fifty people have to move into your house when somebody dies. If it weren't for the smell of death clinging to the walls, you might think it was your family's turn to host the month neighborhood potluck supper.

One line typed twenty years ago can be blazed on a wall in spraypaint to glorify art as detachment or torture of those we did not love but also did not want to kill.

With patience and calm, persistence and stoicism, good handwriting and careful labeling, they would meet persecution, indignity, and hardship head-on.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.