Larry Speakes famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.

  • If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.

  • Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

  • Be content with who you are and where you are, and do whatever you can do to bring to others such contentment, and joy, and understanding that you have managed to find yourself.

  • You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire universe aligning in perfect synchronization, and you know you couldn’t possibly be more content? I was inside that very moment, and fully conscious of it.

  • All I ever wanted to be president of was the American League.

  • We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

  • THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1894... I met with the Quorum and Presidency in the temple... President Woodruff then spoke... 'In searching out my genealogy I found about four hundred of my female kindred who were never married. I asked Pres. Young what I should do with them. He said for me to have them sealed to me unless there were more than 999 of them. The doctrine startled me, but I had it done.

  • Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.

  • Mr President, I have decided not to speak the entire speech which I have.

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