Ron Kittle famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
-- Ron Kittle

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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.
A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
In many of the things that people do, they themselves are the centre of attention, but they inscribe some other name on their banner.
A man when he is making up to anybody can be cordial and gallant and full of little attentions and altogether charming. But when a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep.
Love is heaven and fear is hell. Where you place your attention is where you live.

Ron Kittle famous quotes

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