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Pancho Villa famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Vote early and vote often.

  • When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

  • Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

  • Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.

  • This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot, For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not.

  • I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

  • Human beings love stories because they safely show us beginnings, middles and ends.

  • It's nice to know when you're a part of a story, it's nice to know at least something about the beginning, middle, and end.

  • You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

  • You see, Hansel and Gretel don’t just show up at the end of this story. They show up. And then they get their heads cut off. Just thought you’d like to know.

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