Joel McHale famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
-- Joel McHale

#Dream #Lying #Way
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
-- Joel McHale

#Should #Printed
Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.
-- Joel McHale

#People #Mount Rushmore #Bills
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
-- Joel McHale

#Nails #Auditions #Talent
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
-- Joel McHale

#Hair #Facts #Comedy
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
-- Joel McHale

#People #Hollywood #Actors
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
-- Joel McHale

#Careers #Goal #Sake
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
-- Joel McHale

#Weekend #People #Stage
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
-- Joel McHale

#Hard Work #Secret #Bigs
I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn't that great?
-- Joel McHale

#Halloween #School #Kids
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
-- Joel McHale

#Football #Boys #Thinking
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
-- Joel McHale

#Work #Careers #People
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
-- Joel McHale

#Makeup #Juice #Use

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