Alvah Bessie famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
-- Alvah Bessie

#Uncles #Aunt #Beard
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.
-- Alvah Bessie

#Cat #Canaries #Said
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.
-- Alvah Bessie

#Monkeys

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mothers advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last.
In primary school when I was 6-7 years old, I always go to theater with my uncle, and I don't know why I like the atmosphere, dark only. The screen has some lighting, that kind of things, you can see the movie star and so that's why I like movies.
My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire.
Donâ€™t mind me,â€ I said. â€œIâ€™m just the person who tried to rob the place last July.â€ â€œNo, you diddnâ€™t,â€ Abby said, appearing on the roof. She was wearing a trim suit and tall black boots. Her hair was pulled into a sleek ponytail at the nape of her neck, and either i was imagining things or Townsend wasnâ€™t quite as good a spy as I thought, because I could have sworn I saw him drool a little. Note to self: your aunt is a hottie.
I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt,
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video
i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.
Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard!
There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.

Alvah Bessie famous quotes

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