John Dobbin famous quotes

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
-- John Dobbin

#Eye #Reality #Brain

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises.
-- John Dobbin

#Promise #Television #Lists

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
-- John Dobbin

#Sleep #Cat #Stealing

I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.
-- John Dobbin

#Cat #Car #Just Saying

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.
-- John Dobbin

#Cat #Fake #Dollars

I think it's important to take a break, you know, from the public eye for a while, and give people a chance to miss you. I want longevity. I don't want to get out there and run myself ragged and spread myself thin.

Order, thou eye of action.

If you change your attitude you will change how you see the world and discover the potential it has simply through opening up your eyes to C Differently

He seems like a man who knows what he wants, and the problem is he wants what I want. If it were anything or anyone else, I could stand back and let him take it." His blue eyes gazed back at me. "But I can't let him have you.

Get up now and go and find Robert Kilroy-Silk. Smile in a warm, friendly sort of way, then punch him on the nose. Now go and find Robert on television, despite my best endeavours, this is still relatively easy to do. Wait for a close-up, same smile, and punch him on the nose. If you followed the instructions carefully, you will have noticed a distinct difference. On the one hand, you were suffused with a sense of public-spirited righteousness; on the other, you're probably dribbling blood. That's the difference between reality in life and reality on television.

Reality is painful -- it's so much easier to keep doing stuff you know you're good at or else to pick something so hard there's no point at which it's obvious you're failing -- but it's impossible to get better without confronting it.

I'd like to set things straight, a few more people should be pulling their weight.

Brains first and then Hard Work.

What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute.

You will find, that when you have someone to love, that the face is less important than the brain, and the body is less important than the heart.