Mike Sorrentino famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
-- Mike Sorrentino

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I pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD they are thinking.
I love you girl...to the moon and back.
Was it possible I'd labeled him incorrectly? Shallow jocksdidn't overcome adversity and accomplish the things Leif had. I'd labeled him, not even knowing him. Just because girls went gaga over him andevery boy wanted to be him didn't make him a jerk. The only jerk in the room happened to be the judgmental, elitist female. Me.
You're my all-in Della. I'll throw it all away for you. I just want you. I'm all in, baby. This life with you, I'm planning on us.
It's late at night and I can't sleep. Missing you just runs too deep. Oh I can't breathe, thinking of your smile. Every kiss I can't forget, this aching heart ain't broken yet. Oh God I wish I could make you see Cause I know this flame isn't dying So nothing can stop me from trying Baby you know that Maybe it's time for miracles Cause I ain't giving up on love You know that maybe it's time for miracles Cause I ain't giving up on love No I ain't giving up on us
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes.
It seems increasingly dogs are attacking humans in response to their slavery... AND, wildlife in captivity are also attacking their enslavers AND the public... Their messages are loud and clear: LET US OUT AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!
Whenever I'm about to eat meat I always see my little dog's eyes.
Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

Mike Sorrentino famous quotes

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