Max Greenfield famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else.
-- Max Greenfield

#Rap #Thinking
I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I'm sure all of my friends and certain family members are like, 'Oh, look who got nominated for an Emmy and doesn't want to write me an email back!' I need a good few hours to just sit and get on the phone.
-- Max Greenfield

#Writing #Phones #Needs
I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws. To clarify, a throw is not to be confused with a blanket. A blanket is to be slept under, a throw is to accent a chair or sofa and give the illusion that in some scenario someone might rest underneath it. In reality, this scenario does not exist and I never want it to.
-- Max Greenfield

#Confused #Reality #Giving
I remember having a feeling like, 'I can't believe this is happening!' Two years ago I was auditioning for The Disney Channel, and now Paul Rudd is saying, 'Hey man, congratulations on your Emmy nomination!
-- Max Greenfield

#Congratulations #Believe #Men
I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like... okay.
-- Max Greenfield

#Work Out #Guy #Looks
If you knew my wife, you'd be like, 'Yeah, you're very married.' She runs the household. I refer to her as 'the greatest director I've ever worked with.
-- Max Greenfield

#Running #Wife #Directors
In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me anymore.
-- Max Greenfield

#Lying #Years #Games
Pilots are so hard because you have to introduce all these characters, you have to hook an audience, and an audience has such a smaller attention span than maybe they used to have.
-- Max Greenfield

#Character #Attention #Hook
So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody's working, you know that the people doing it are good and have such a strong vision - that's exactly my experience on 'New Girl,' and what my experience on 'Veronica Mars' was like. Everybody was just so great.
-- Max Greenfield

#Girl #Strong #People
Here's what's nice about life: Sometimes you have ideas and for the most part, they're not good ones. And then you'll follow through with a handful of them and sometimes you'll be pretty disappointed. And then other times you'll follow through and you'll go, 'You know what? It's nice to be right.
-- Max Greenfield

#Nice #Ideas #Sometimes
For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.
-- Max Greenfield

#Girl #Real #Guy
When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.
-- Max Greenfield

#Mean #Men #Car
I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.
-- Max Greenfield

#Christmas #Stars #Wife
I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. Youve got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and were best friends on top of it, so were very fortunate.
-- Max Greenfield

#Thinking #Wife #Important
During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in and I realize that in this moment I am fine and everything is okay. More importantly, I am reminded that my A.P.C. jeans are so perfectly worn in that they are appropriate for any season and I am suddenly at ease.
-- Max Greenfield

#Jeans #Ease #Panic Attacks
Another show I really enjoyed working on was 'Raising The Bar.' I did four or five episodes of that show.
-- Max Greenfield

#Four #Bars #Episodes
George Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have.
-- Max Greenfield

#Saint #Actors #Finest
I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they're like, 'We rewrote this scene, you're now naked.' I need a little prep work.
-- Max Greenfield

#Needs #Want #Littles
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.
-- Max Greenfield

#Favorites Things #My Favorite #Tweet
There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.
-- Max Greenfield

#Talking #Months #Failed Relationship
Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, 'You know, look, when I was seven I had a six-pack, and it just never went away.
-- Max Greenfield

#People #Guy #Wish

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