Marilyn Suzanne Miller famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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You may wonder: how do I overcome the common 'Cute/Insane Conundrum,' as it occurs in men ... Yes, it's a fact - any man who seems cute, fabulous, and incredible to you will, of course, turn out to be insane.
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Different portions of the brain all look for information (sexual, intuitive, practical), through modes so torturous, a first date can feel like a cross between having a pelvic examination while applying for a small business loan. First dates should require anesthesia, and in some states they do.
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Dating is a social brain teaser, as it requires constantly changing ratios of intimacy and distance, an erotic mental cha-cha choreographed by chemistry, insight, and fear.
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[On middle age:] ... the very real possibility for you of growing fat as you near death and thus being seen by everyone while you are both DEAD AND FAT ...
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Middle Age, a restful, welcome break from real life, brings some unique opportunities.
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Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men.
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The term middle-aged, invented by Descartes, comes from the Latin, medeus, meaning 'not really old' and ageis, meaning 'if you look at it in a certain way.
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Estrogen is a powerful if vengeful hormone affecting a woman's fertility, moods, sleep patterns, appetite. Estrogen is the household heating oil of womanhood.
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Youth, then, once ballyhooed as the epicenter of fun, hot dogs, hot sex, and marvelous dope-smoking good times, is now defined as follows: that period before death, characterized by smooth skin and ill-formed ideas.
-- Marilyn Suzanne Miller
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I was probably the only revolutionary referred to as cute.
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You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
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Is it a particularly British trait to so utterly adore truly appalling men, from Tony Hancock through to Steptoe and Alf Garnett, Captain Mainwaring, Rigsby, Del Boy, Victor Meldrew and on to David Brent from The Office. The most deeply adored characters are all simply vile.
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He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to go back
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No one man is superior to the game.
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Men have presented their plans and philosophies for the remedying of earth's ills, but Jesus stands alone in presenting not a system, but His own personality as capable of supplying the needs of the soul.
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To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
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