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Let’s not mince words: the inside of the Sydney casino looks as if Vegas had an illegitimate child with Liberace’s underpants, and that child fell down a staircase and hit its head on the edge of a spade.
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The average millionaire can't tell you who got thrown off the island last night.
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Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.
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Always do what you're afraid to do. ... I will prove myself strong when they think I am sick. I will prove myself brave when they think I am weak.
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I love driving; driving along the California coastline is the best drive in the world.
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Religion disapproves of original thought the way Dracula does sunlight.
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Most of the people who have grabbed hold of climate change and greenhouse gases, pollution, oil dependency - they have another motive, and their motive is to attain the appearance of virtue without having actually done anything virtuous.
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The only difference between an experienced knitter and new knitter is that the experienced knitter makes bigger mistakes faster. Be bold; there are no terrible consequences in knitting.
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I got the impression that instead of going out to shoot birds, I should go out and shoot the kids who shoot birds.
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Not less than two hours a day should be devoted to exercise.
