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There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.
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When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.
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At present I answer about 100 letters a month, and read 300 emails.
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I longed to arrest all beauty that came before me, and at length the longing has been satisfied.
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It's a simple exercise; a little logic, a little taste, and the will to cooperate.
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I don't know what genre I've fallen into, I don't know where it is, and that's really exciting.
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Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up to a comedian at the end of the night and says, "I saw your show tonight, and I just loved it. I want to go home with you, and I'll do anything you want." And the comedian says, "Were you at the 7 or the 9?" That's just a perfect joke, because it points out how egomaniacal and obsessive comedians are. Even though I'm not waiting for a groupie, I can completely understand it. It just defines how comedians are driven.
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I went to a number of foreign countries, and during whenever I went, I would try to go to an orphanage or a home for children. And I was seeing thousands of kids around the world that needed homes.
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Celebrate our brief moment in the sun
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Let's not go and ruin it by thinking too much.
