Great Respect famous quotes

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  • Just because your whole life is going to hell doesn't mean you have to walk there.

  • An office is a machine for dying.

  • For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.

  • I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

  • Two basic rules of life are: 1) Change is inevitable. 2) Everybody resists change.

  • I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

  • The only way to combat failure is to see it as an opportunity to improve your direction.

  • The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors.

  • To go from Yale to the National League is simply to go from one form of management to another.

  • I actually wanted to become a model agent, and went into what ended up becoming my first agency for a job interview. They ended up suggesting I model instead. I guess I sort of fell into it.