Shitheads famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Pornography is to sex what McDonalds is to food. A plasticized, generic version of the real thing.

  • But I really believe that when you give people authentic identity, which is what Facebook does, and you can be your real self and connect with real people online, things will change.

  • Men travel faster now, but I do not know if they go to better things.

  • Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

  • When I get the record, all it will make me is the player with the most hits. I'm also the player with the most at bats and the most outs. I never said I was a greater player than (Ty) Cobb.

  • Many men of science and poets have in their own manner, by various ways and means, and aided by others, sought unceasingly to create a more tolerable world for everyone.

  • I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV.

  • Acting isn't the be-all end-all. There are a lot of other things in my life that will bring me joy if I didn't act anymore.

  • It is money makes the mare to trot.

  • On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.