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Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it.
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I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice
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Those are my favorite kind of parts to do, just being a goofball and seeing how far you can go with something until you're just way out of line.
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Your body is only the garage for your soul.
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How do you convince someone they're not thinking clearly, when they're not thinking clearly? What we're actually saying is no magic, no afterlife, no higher moral authoritative father-figure, no security, and no happy ever after. This is a tough sell.
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The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
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Memories are like stones, time and distance erode them like acid.
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I don't like a guy who sits on the couch all day.
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It's hard for anyone, no matter what their age, having a child and trying to make a career, but you survive. My mum always had the motto 'You made your bed, you lie in it' and I guess I had to take responsibility for myself.
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So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.
