Practical Joke famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Never look a tulip in the eye...

  • Of earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life.

  • In high school, my first thing ever was I played Tony in West Side Story when I was about 17. I was a really shy kid and I just like forced myself to learn how to sing this one month because I loved West Side Story so much and I somehow managed to get the role. I had an afro and glasses, and the guy who cast me goes, "All right, the first thing to go is the afro and the next thing, I'm going to buy you contacts and we're going to get you..." So he kind of molded me into what it had to - that's still probably the hardest role I've every played in anything, the most taxing role.

  • Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.

  • In rivers, the water that you touch is the last of what has passed and the first of that which comes; so with present time.

  • My first Top of the Pops I didn't want to do. I was terrified. I'd never done television before. Seeing the video afterwards was like watching myself die.

  • war makes strangers bedfellows ...

  • Constant Penelope sends to thee, careless Ulysses. Write not again, but come, sweet mate

  • We know what we got, and we don't care whether you know it or not.

  • I've never even been out of my BMI range. I'm 5-foot-3. If I gain five pounds, it shows.