Funny Best Friend Quotes:

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.

- Aristotle

topic: Friendship, Funny Best Friend, Real Friends, New Friendship, Eternal Friendship

Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.

- C.J. Langenhoven

topic: Friendship, Funny Best Friend, Book

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

- Diane von Furstenberg

topic: Life, Friendship, Funny Best Friend, Wise Women, Funniest Friends

No friendship is an accident.

- O. Henry

source: O. Henry (2015). “Heart of the West”, p.21, Booklassic

topic: Friendship, Inspiring, Funny Best Friend

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

- Sylvia Plath

topic: Friendship, Inspiring, Funny Best Friend, Old Friendship, Bell Jar

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

- Virginia Woolf

topic: Friendship, Funny Best Friend, Real Friends

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.

- Charles Lamb

source: "The Works of Charles Lamb".

topic: Friendship, Inspiring, Funny Best Friend, Bff, Cute Friendship

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

- George Carlin

topic: Friendship, True Friend, Funny Best Friend, Good Friendship, Circle Of Friends

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

- Unknown

topic: Friendship, Cute Relationship, Funny Best Friend

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

- Albert Camus

topic: Love, Friendship, Happy, Bff, Songs And Friendship

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

- Groucho Marx

topic: Friendship, Fun, Good Friend, Cute Friendship, Funny Best Friend

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

- Bernard Meltzer

topic: Friendship, Thank You, True Friend, Impossible To Forget, Making Friends

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

- Jim Morrison

source: "Indulge In Your Friendships — The Best Reinvention Of Them All" by Kathi Sharpe-Ross, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 1, 2013.

topic: Friendship, Being Yourself, Freedom, Meaning Of Friendship, Inspirations Being Yourself

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.

- Henry David Thoreau

topic: Friendship, True Love, Real Friends, Making Friends, New Friendship

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

- Laurence J. Peter

topic: Friendship, Best Friend, Jobs, Making Friends, Bff

Best friends listen to what you don't say.

- Samantha Norman

topic: Friendship, Making Friends, Bff, Anon, Cute Friendship

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

- Robert Breault

topic: Inspirational, Friendship, Best Friend, Bff, Inspirational Friendship

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

source: Walter Winchell (1975). “Winchell exclusive: "things that happened to me--and me to them”

topic: Friendship, Real, World, Making Friends, New Friendship

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

- Rita Mae Brown

source: Rita Mae Brown (1989). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, Bantam

topic: Funny, Friendship, Depressing, Insanity And Sanity, Mentally Ill

I went from one to the other holding my sorrow - no, not my sorrow but the incomprehensible nature of this our life - for their inspection. Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends, I to my own heart, I to seek among phrases and fragments something unbroken - I to whom there is no beauty enough in moon or tree; to whom the touch of one person with another is all, yet who cannot grasp even that, who am so imperfect, so weak, so unspeakably lonely.

- Virginia Woolf

topic: Lonely, Heart, Moon, Bff, Cute Friendship

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

- Elbert Hubbard

source: The Motto Book (1907)

topic: Love, Friendship, Truth, Belive, Two Best Friends

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

- Elie Wiesel

topic: Mark, Special Friend, Inspirational Friendship, Life Love And Friendship, Friends Forever

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Friendship, Dog, Money, Making Friends, Cute Friendship

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

- Khalil Gibran

source: Khalil Gibran “The New Frontier and Sand and Foam”, Library of Alexandria

topic: Best Friend, Friendship, Sweet, Songs And Friendship, Special Friendship

True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

- Nicole Richie

topic: Friendship, Beautiful, True Friend, Funny Best Friend

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

- Marlene Dietrich

topic: Friendship, Best Friend, Cute Relationship, Making Friends, Bff

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

- Helen Keller

topic: Friendship, Loneliness, Real Friends, Making Friends, Bff

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

- Samuel Butler

source: Samuel Butler (1951). “Samuel Butler's notebooks”

topic: Friendship, Money, Funny Friend, Making Friends, Bff

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

- Margaret Walker

source: Margaret Walker (2016). “Jubilee (50th Anniversary Edition)”, p.496, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

topic: Love, Friendship, Family, Bad Manners, Money Isn't Everything

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

- Oprah Winfrey

topic: Inspirational, Life, Friendship, Makin Money, Bff

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

- Henry Ford

topic: Inspirational, Friendship, Best Friend, Making Friends, Bff

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

- Jon Foreman

topic: Pants, Feels, Warmth, Cute Friendship, Funny Best Friend

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

- W. H. Auden

topic: Differences, Taste, Irritated, Funny Best Friend, Triviality

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

- John Churton Collins

topic: Friendship, Adversity, Prosperity, Meaningful Friendship, Imaginary Friend

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

topic: Funny, Friendship, Football, Watching Football, Bad Friend

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?

- A. A. Milne

topic: Friendship, Teacher, Fun, Inspiring Friends, Long Friendship

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

- Otto von Bismarck

topic: Funny Friend, Love Is, Trying, Bff, Cute Friendship

The typical expression of opening Friendship would be something like, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one!

- C. S. Lewis

topic: Expression, Typical, Would Be, Importunate, Making Friends

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

- Leo Buscaglia

topic: Inspirational, Best Friend, Friendship, Bff, Songs And Friendship

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

- Edwin Arlington Robinson

topic: Friendship, Book, Glasses, Funny Best Friend, Funniest Friends

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

- Doug Larson

topic: Friendship, True Friend, Failure, Inspirational Friendship, Lasting Friendship

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Inspirational, Friendship, Adventure, New Friendship, Meaning Of Friendship

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

- Ethel Barrymore

topic: Friendship, Needs, Making Friends, Inspirational Friendship, Friend In Need

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

- A. A. Milne

topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Tigger, Bff

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

- Mark Twain

topic: Life, Friendship, Book, Making Friends, Bff

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

- Virginia Woolf

topic: Funny, Friendship, Death, Funny Best Friend, Really Funny Best Friend

There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.

- Jim Henson

topic: Friendship, Best Friend, Real Friends, Old Friendship, Funny Best Friend

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Friendship, Education, Joy Of Reading, Inspirational Dog

Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.

- Joe Cocker

topic: Friendship, Littles, Helping, Songs And Friendship, Meaning Of Friendship