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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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posterity who are to reap the blessings will scarcely be able to conceive the hardships and sufferings of their ancestors.
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Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No it very wasn't. It was 140 years ago...that's two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That's how recently you could buy a guy.
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The genius writer was correct. In obtaining freedom, man suddenly understands that he has shouldered a heavy burden, because freedom involves responsibility. A person must make decisions himself and himself answer for them.
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I think my records will always tend to be approachable.
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The love of God is not generic. God looks with love upon every man and woman, calling them by name.
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I really want to be a rock star.
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I'm never going to run this again.
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It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
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I always call Billy Elliot a fantasy autobiography because I never wanted to be a dancer, but I got a lot of stick from the other kids about wanting to be a writer and being interested in drama.
