Fours famous quotes

I love being a portraitist.

When I first went on Britain's Got Talent I was famous for my cheap suit, my wonky teeth and the fact that I sold mobile phones for a living.

I would love to go and live in the mountains... and make jam.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet of Creation.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.

The photographs don't arouse me. All I can think about is the hard work it took to make them.

When I finish a workout I feel pretty sexy even though I'm sweaty and I don't smell like a rose. I feel stong. It does a lot for me mentally and physically.