Humorists famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • The invention of the printing press was one of the most important events in human history.

  • You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

  • I'm not 'worked up' so much as 'fed up' with the rat faced ***** in the Conservative Party who neglect to invite me to announcements in my riding.

  • The Difference Between Art and Life is that Art is More Bearable

  • When we were on 'The X Factor,' we didn't realize how overnight the fame thing was. We didn't really understand it until we went on a shopping trip. It was like Week 7 or 8 of the show. We went with a few other contestants and there were loads of people, packed.

  • If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?

  • My friends need to be punished.

  • The combination of the growth of these digital technologies, the ability of the government to conjure up these secret interpretations, plus a very unusual and novel court make for this ever-expanding surveillance state. We so treasure our freedoms; we will regret it if our generation doesn't use this unique time to reform the surveillance laws and make it clear that security and liberty are not mutually exclusive. We can do both.

  • Let all of life be an unfettered howl. Like the crowd greeting the gladiator. Don't stop to think, don't interrupt the scream, exhale, release life's rapture.

  • Life is not a journey, it is a destination