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Truth can be stated in a thousand different ways, yet each one can be true.
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My brain is dull, my sight is foul, I cannot write a verse, or read-- Then, Pallas, take away thine Owl, And let us have a lark instead.
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Israel has a sizeable nuclear arsenal and could retaliate if it were attacked.
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.
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For me, there is no such thing as a negative experience.
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The altruism of foresters can serve as a motto for humanity in general: "We reap what we have not sown. We sow what we do not reap."
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People better get used to the idea that I exist.
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That's something that seems to happen when I'm writing, where maybe things that don't necessarily make a lot of logical sense are put together, and yet we struggle to make sense of these things somehow. I'm not quite sure why that is; it's something about human nature, I guess.
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A tear that runs down a believer's cheek is more beneficial than a thousand raindrops on the earth
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Death is nothing more than a doorway, something you walk through.
