Manic famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • I didn't really want to be the coach who wins but the coach who educates.

  • A harem lacks variety compared to a woman with whom you are deeply in love.

  • I feel like it is easy to get people to see eye-to-eye with you on little things, but if I were to talk about my faith as a whole, people tend to turn off to that. They feel like you are trying to persuade people to think like you do, and that's not really what I'm trying to do.

  • Comedy works in fashion cycles, in a way. And sometimes, studios will imitate those cycles a little too much.

  • Fifty-five years ago, when my dad was a penniless teenager, thank God some well-meaning bureaucrat didn't put his arm around him and say let me take care of you.

  • The grandchildren of the kids who used to weep because the Little Match Girl froze to death now feel cheated if she isn't slugged, raped and thrown into a Bessemer converter.

  • I love movies, but I think people think relationships are supposed to go how they go in movies. The ones I like are the ones that represent life.

  • A politician's record is like a tin kettle to a dog's tale - it's a noisy appendage, wich makes the dog conspicuous and invites everybody to shy a brick at him.

  • Our safety is not in blindness, but in facing our dangers.

  • The harmonica is the most voice-like instrument, you can make it wail, feel happy, or cry. It's like singing the blues without words.