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I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another.
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We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.
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I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I...
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The laws can't be enforced against the man who is the laws' master.
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Dictatorships are one-way streets. Democracy boasts two-way traffic.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
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My drug of choice is historical research.
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Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
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Storytelling and elegant style don't always go hand in hand.
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Once I no longer exist as I am, out of what consideration then should I forgo anything? Should I belong to a man I don't love simply because I used to love him? No, I forgo nothing, I love any man who appeals to me and I make any man who loves me happy. Is that ugly? No, it is at least far more beautiful than my cruelly delighting in the tortures incited by my charms and my virtuously turning my back on the poor man who pines away for me. I am young, rich, and beautiful, and just as I am, I live cheerfully for pleasure and enjoyment.
