Memos famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • It was my Fat Elvis period. I was eating and drinking like a pig. I was depressed and I was crying out for help. It's real. And I meant it.

  • It's pretty popular today to say that everybody should learn to fail and that failure's a good thing. Intellectually, it's an obvious thing. But in fact, it gets conflated with another meaning of failure, so when we grow up as kids, failing in school was a really bad thing.

  • Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.

  • Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star bullshit. None of the techs backstage care if you're David Bowie or the milkman. When you act like a jerk, they are completely unimpressed with the infantile display that you might think comes with your dubious status. They were there hours before you building the stage, and they will be there hours after you leave tearing it down. They should get your salary, and you should get theirs.

  • When you do a reality show and host shows, it's hard to have secrets.

  • The Bagshaws aren't boys. They're bombs with very colorful fuses.

  • Historically, the British have always been rather wary of grand engineering projects - perhaps understandably, given that many of them have been delivered late and over budget.

  • ...For grace may only be found briefly, and always in the midst of madness.

  • I try to play the stiff, as much as I can, and play it dry, which is sometimes hard for me. My problem with comedy is to want to clown it up, but she's the funny one. Those are her jokes, not mine. For me, it's a lot of not doing anything. I just don't want to muck it up.

  • Be creative. Use unconventional thinking. And have the guts to carry it out.