Vaseline Quotes:

Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.

- Don Sutton

topic: Vaseline, United States, States

My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin.

- Rachel Bilson

topic: Skins, Vaseline, Use

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

- Leonard Cohen

source: Song: Is This What You Wanted, Album: New Skin For The Old Ceremony, 1974

topic: Vaseline, Jelly, Explanation, Mcqueen, Brando

Genuinely ubiquitous computing spreads like warm Vaseline.

- William Gibson

source: William Gibson (2012). “Distrust That Particular Flavor”, p.44, Penguin

topic: Vaseline, Spread, Computing

The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline.

- L. Neil Smith

source: L. Neil Smith (2001). “The American Zone”, p.21, Macmillan

topic: Government, Media, Vaseline

There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.

- Richard Jeni

topic: Lying, Romance, Cameras, Camera Lenses, Vaseline

Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.

- Ellen DeGeneres

source: Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.159, Bantam

topic: Music, Song, Thinking, Fast Lane, Vaseline

You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.

- Tyler Perry

source: "Tyler Perry, Taking Madea from Stage to Page". "Talk of the Nation" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. April 12, 2006.

topic: Eye, Night, Oil, Stretch Marks, Vaseline

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint

- John Green

source: John Green (2013). “Paper Towns”, p.31, A&C Black

topic: Girly, Blue, Water, Six Packs, Spray Paint

Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age.

- Malcolm Cowley

topic: Shoes, Glasses, Over You, Vaseline

I started playing bass in my friend's band for some reason. It was just something I did because, well, he asked me if I wanted to play bass and he played me this song - Nirvana's version of "Molly's Lips", the Vaselines song - and he said, "You can do this! This is not hard!" and it's like a two-note song. I learned that and then I thought I was a genius.

- Jens Lekman

source: Interview with Ryan Schreiber, pitchfork.com. February 13, 2006.

topic: Playing Bass, Vaseline

For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix for any makeup emergencies.

- Scarlett Johansson

topic: Girl, Home, Makeup, Kind Of Girl, Vaseline