"He would make a lovely corpse."

-- Charles Dickens

#Funny Quotes #Death Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Give your life to Christ, he'll challenge you.”
“When God plays guitar he uses Jeff Beck's hands.”
“Isolation is a dream killer.”
“Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful.”
“Extinction is the beginning of the path: it is traveling to God Most High. Guidance comes afterwards. What I mean by guidance is the guidance of God, as described by the Friend of God, Abraham: "Lo! I am going unto my Lord Who will guide me."”
“It is seeing which establishes our place in the surrounding world; we explain that world with words, but words can never undo the fact that we are surrounded by it”
“Gardening is not a rational act. What matters is the immersion of the hands in the earth, that ancient ceremony of which the Pope kissingthe tarmac is merely a pallid vestigial remnant.”
“James Brown opened at least six of our House of Blues clubs. He always delivered, but he demanded the respect of an emperor. But, come on, he's James Brown ! ... I got to play on stage with him. Did he ever fine me ? (Brown was known to fine players for flubbing notes or steps) - I would have loved to have been fined by James Brown !”

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