"George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do."

-- Drew Carey

#Ties Quotes #Hair Quotes #Guy Quotes

“I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president.”
“How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?”

Source : "Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2005.
“Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down to the day when he shall no longer cast a shadow in the sun. For if he dies without a question in his heart, what excuse is there for his continuance?”

Source : Frank Moore Colby (1926). “The pursuit of humor and other essays”
“The artisan or scientist or the follower of whatever discipline who has the habit of comparing himself not with other followers but with the discipline itself will have a lower opinion of himself, the more excellent he is.”
“Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that's when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.”
“Gardeners are good at nurturing, and they have a great quality of patience, they're tender. They have to be persistent.”
“Counterfeit tolerance includes the opportunism of one who seeks, or accepts, tolerance for himself, as a minority, but who would deny it to others if ever he should be in a position to grant it.”
“The King beneath the mountains, The King of carven stone, The lord of silver fountains Shall come into his own! His crown shall be upholden, His harp shall be restrung, His halls shall echo golden To songs of yore re-sung. The woods shall wave on mountains. And grass beneath the sun; His wealth shall flow in fountains And the rivers golden run. The streams shall run in gladness, The lakes shall shine and burn, And sorrow fail and sadness At the Mountain-kingâ€™s return!”

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