"I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me."

-- Andy Samberg

#Stupid Quotes #Immature Quotes #Pay Quotes

“The highest reward that God gives us for good work is the ability to do better work.”
“I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.”
“Every addiction starts with pain and ends with pain.”
“Of two equivalent theories or explanations, all other things being equal, the simpler one is to be preferred.”
“The fundamental purpose of the artist is the same as that of a scientist: to state a fact.”
“Things change so fast, you can't use 1971 ethics on someone born in 1971.”
“God has not changed; and His ear is just as quick to hear the voice of real prayer, and His hand is just as long and strong to save; as it ever was.”

Source : R.A. Torrey (2012). “Rewards Of Prayer: 5-in-1 Anthology”, p.209, Whitaker House
“Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole.”

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