"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

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Source : "Roth Army" by Oliver Hurley, www.theguardian.com. August 27, 2004.

David Lee Roth

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I started practicing Yoga at about 18. I had a friend who was doing it and was incredibly disciplined and meditated all the time.”
“Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body”
“The Victorian world is extremely dark and extremely bright.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Some directors, like Stevens [George Stevens], shoot full circle, 360 degrees, and that's what's right for them. I generally shoot at about a seven to one ratio. But part of that is because I've worked on every screenplay, so I'm further along in the visual concept.”
“There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully be put into equations, because it is nonsense.”

Source : Clifford Truesdell (1966). “Six lectures on modern natural philosophy”, Springer
“Second order effects, such as belief in belief, makes fanaticism.”
“Always, at the end of every book, there are things you will be unsatisfied with, and still more things that later on you will realize were not right. But mistakes are part of what a book is. That itchy, dissatisfied feeling at the end of a novel is useful. It's what keeps you writing and gets you writing the next one. It's what keeps you learning.”
“As CNN saw our growth in African-American viewership, they affirmed a fundamental truth of news coverage - people will watch you if they see themselves in what you report. It doesn't hurt if the people doing the reporting look like them, too.”

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