"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Funny Life Quotes #Looks Quotes #World Quotes

“It's just that it's hard to believe in greatness...”
“There are no new stories. It all depends on how you handle them. In romances the characters are going to fall in love with each other; you know that when you see the syrupy cover. It's how get there that's the fun.”
“No times were more dangerous than when our country was born, when revolution was our midwife.”

Source : 1987 Response to Adm John M Poindexter and Lt Col Oliver L North's contention that their actions were greatly influenced by 'a dangerous world'. In the NewYork Times, 24 Jul.
“The truth is no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works.”
“When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.”
“Often, women who lose babies are blamed for the loss of those children and are ostracised.”
“The vast majority of the shuttle program was a success. We learned so much about how a reusable spacecraft interacts with its environment, how it ages-and what to design next time.”
“The verdict of the Greek people renders the troika a thing of the past for our common European framework.”

Source : "Tsipras declares end to 'vicious cycle of austerity' after Syriza wins Greek election - as it happened" by Matthew Weaver, www.theguardian.com. January 25, 2015.

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