"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“Science has a simple faith, which transcends utility. It is the faith that it is the privilege of man to learn to understand, and that this is his mission.”

Source : "Science is Not Enough" by Vannevar Bush, Ch. X, (p. 191), 1967.
“The most nervous I've ever been was on a 250 pound music video which is the first thing I ever did. And I stepped on there with a directing partner, so I could blame him when everything went ***** up. But since then my nerves have incrementally decreased so I'm not plagued by the same sense of nerves as I used to be.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Small thoughts fear the future. Big thoughts are the future.”
“The body without soul is no longer at the sacrifice. At the day of death it come to rebirth. The divine spirit will make the soul rejoice seeing the eternity of the world.”

Source : Dolores Cannon, Nostradamus (Spirit) (1993). “Conversations with Nostradamus: Volume 1: His Prophecies Explained”, p.263, Ozark Mountain Publishing
“I sell my first book to Random House, a memoir of my years as a war photographer, for twice my NBC salary.”
“Happiness does not reside in strength or money; it lies in rightness and many-sidedness.”
“I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.”
“Kindness holds the key to the secret of our own transformation and, in the process, of the transformation of the world.”

Source : Jean Maalouf (2003). “The Healing Power of Kindness”, p.4, Twenty-Third Publications

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